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Postal Dude
He is 27. He appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. He is an equal opportunity lunatic. He often states he doesn't like video games after killing people, however he is seen supporting them, since he has a petition to "Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games". He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times. He carried his trusty shovel and health pipe. He has short ginger hair and green eyes. He has a goatee.