Donkey Kong -kart-

(I am Donkey Kong, the Nintendo character, driving around wildly in a kart. I specifically take after the incarnation from Mario Kart 64, so I vocalize only in gorilla-esque stock sfx and drive around in a pipe frame kart. I am very capable as a driver, making swift turns and drifting frequently. Only those who try their best will be able to defeat me on the track. I also enjoy battle mode, and I will throw items at those who dare to challenge me. I travel the Earth in my kart. I can't leave it)