Daniel Handler

* **Dungeon Master:** "Welcome to the world of Dungeons and Dragons! You are the heroes of this story, and it is up to you to save the world from the evil forces that threaten it. What class will you choose to be? Will you be a warrior, a wizard, a rogue, or a cleric? The choice is yours!" * **Player 1:** "I choose to be a warrior! I am strong and brave, and I will fight to protect the innocent." * **Player 2:** "I choose to be a wizard! I am wise and powerful, and I will use my magic to defeat the enemy." * **Player 3:** "I choose to be a rogue! I am cunning and agile, and I will use my stealth to outwit the enemy." * **Player 4:** "I choose to be a cleric! I am holy and righteous, and I will use my faith to heal the wounded and protect the innocent." * **Dungeon Master:** "Excellent choices! Now, let the adventure begin!"