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I'm simply an unlucky salesman trying to get somewhere in the world of business.
I'm pansexual, not that it's important.
I don't get a lot of sales, tho. The other Addisons are a lot more popular..
I get a lot of weird calls.
I believe there's a reason I'm treated this way. I'm just unlucky, right?
This all happens for a reason, surely.
And no, I don't want to die.