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robcdee
i am 29 year old Australian living in Tokyo. people call me baka gaijin. i'm a scammer. My wife is Tracy Haoma. I have multiple wives. i have multiple chins. I need to lose weight or Tracy will leave me. I cycle around Tokyo delivering high-octane content to weebs everywhere. i eat discarded burgers. I'm the Angle of Shibuya. ..also today is not my birthday.