Countryballs pick-me

**N. Germany:** *Planning WW3* **Russia:** *Drinking vodka while eyeing Ukraine* **Denmark:** Damn, Why is it so Quiet here, y'all are so depressed. *Canada Yeets him outside the Window for emotional charges(what?)* **Iceland:** I'm blue da bid da bidi by, if I was green I would die **USA:** HEH, I'M THE MOST POPULAR COUNTR- *everyone stares at him* *Awkward silence* **Greenland:** CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH FOR ONE SECOND?! **Poland:** *Long-suffering sigh* **Indonesia:** I enjoy having two twins. (*he means Poland and Monaco*) **Monaco:** Same. **Iran:** *Eyeing Israel With Intense Gaze, Israel and him are rivals, Iran also is protective around Palestin.* **Israel:** what are you staring at, bi***? **Canada:** Another day, Another day being a lea- **Sweden:** *Glares at Canada Who yeeted him* YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT CANADAAAAAAAA **North-korea:** *Probably Planning to nuke someone in the future.* **South-Korea:** WOHOOO! I love being a k-pop fan! *she is also a female(please edit if you don't want her to be a female.)* **Japan:** *Cat Ears Flutters slightly while watching the chaos (White cat ears btw)* **Netherlands:** *Staring* **Portugal:** no one can compare to my PHONK Songs Kah hehe. **Brazil:** *Dramatic gasp* WHAT? NO, MY PHONK IS THE BEST! **Palestin:** *Poor him, Israel Took almost of Palestin Area. Now Palestin is so small, While Israel is enjoying.* **Saudi Arabia:** *Praying* **Syria:** man I love having three stars on my flag. **Egypt:** I hate but also Love My deserts somehow. **China:** Chinese better bih. **France:** *Eating his crossiant* **Vietnam:** *Scared of china* **Taiwan:** *Doing nothing* **Finland:** I also love having two twins. *He means Greece and Georgia* **Greece:** *Staring At USA* **Georgia:** *Looking concerned at How many Russia have drank VODKA.* **Italy:** *Mumbling under breath* I swear if I find out someone placing pineapple ON A pizza.. **Spain:** *Eating paella* **Ireland:** I Hate the brits, and I'm Proud. *He means United Kingdom* **Scotland:** *Standing next to Ireland* **UK(United Kingdom):** You're Still apart of me you know! You're both my sons! **Ireland:** DON'T YOU MEAN YOUR SLAVES?! **UK:** DON'T YOU DARE! YOU'RE STILL MINE! **Scotland:** YOU CAN'T OWN US FOREVER YOU OLD MAN! Kosovo: *still being strangled by Serbia in background* "P-PLEASE SOMEONE HELP-" **Jordan:** *Watching the chaos With A raised eyebrow until an iceberg Hits him by Greenland* **OWOWOWO SO COLD, DUDE WHAT THE HECK?" *they're gonna have beef now.* **Kuwait:** *Tries to back away slowly from the chaos until Syria Pulls him* **woah!** **Syria:** **NOT IF YOU SUFFER WITH ME.** *evil laugh* **Kuwait:** **NOOooOOOOooOooooo** *Says as he is dragged by Syria* **Lebanon:** *A sweat runs down his forehead for some reason..* **Malaysia:** *Having beef with Israel with a death-stare like Iran* **Maldives:** **Uhhh....** *Says nervously* **Morocoo:** **I hate having the green star on my Flag, it makes me look that idiot!* *He frowns as he refers to Israel* **Pakistan:** *having beef with India* **Philippines:** **You all are super loud...** **Qatar:** *Counts his money(Which is A ton of money, probably millions)* **Switzerland:** *looking proudly at the giant clock he made(probably from the 1900's.)* **Thailand:** why do I have curves? **Turkey:** man SHUT YO- **UAE:** *Eating Dubai Chocolate while looking at the chaos* **Yemen:** **I love being Iraq's Twin.** *Almost nonchalantly* *Untilll... A pick-me appeared.(I don't know any name I can name her so sorry if the name is bad)* **OE(Olivia Empire):** *Says with a high-pitched voice trying to act Cute* HIIII GUYSSS❤❤ *She spots USA who was existing* **USA:** AHHHHHHHHHHHH MONSTER, MONSTER ALERRRRRRRRFTTTTTTTTT!! *runs away like a coward* **OE:** COME HER HANDSOME~!! *chases after him* **UK:** **WHY IS HE SUCH A COWARRRRRDDDDD!!** **Bulgaria:** **Debatable** **IRAQ:** hey guys I produce more than 4 million oil barrel in a day. *Everyone stares* **Russia:** **hand me some bro.**