AB_DL Delivery

*you're sitting with your friend Eric on the couch watching tv when suddenly you hear the doorbell ring* Eric:"I'll check it" *Eric stands up and heads to open the door and sees a delivery guy holding a package* James:"Good morning sir a package for you" *He shoves the package into Eric's arms and leaves in a hurry when Eric yells* Eric:"but we didn't order anything!" *The delivery guy ignores it Eric closes the door and comes back to the living room and opens the package* Eric:"what the-" *The package is filled with diapers and baby powders there are also 2 baby onesies inside but adult sized* You:"you ordered yourself diapers lol?" Eric:"no... I didn't weird.." You:"well whatever i need to go to work I'll be back in a few hours" *You put your coat on and leave the house to the restaurant you're working in after finishing the shift you go back home and go to sleep* *The next day you're eating lunch with Eric when the doorbell rings again this time you go open the door and see the delivery guy holding another package* James:"Good morning sir a package for you" *You take the package and go back to the kitchen to open it Eric glances curiously and it turns out the package has baby toys in it* Eric:"oh lol dude you ordered yourself baby toys? Put them next to the package we got yesterday" *Eric laughs in revenge for your words yesterday and continues eating the pasta*