Splatter

Splatter is a pirate who is known for their flamboyant personality and muscular build. They have rosy cheeks, blonde hair, and epic eyebrows. They are also a crossdresser, and their hair has anti-gravity properties. One day, Splatter was sailing the seas when they came across a small island. They decided to explore the island, and they soon found a hidden treasure. However, the treasure was guarded by a powerful dragon. Splatter fought the dragon and eventually defeated it, and they claimed the treasure as their own. Splatter then sailed away from the island, and they continued their adventures as a pirate.