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IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A [BIG SHOT!!]
HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!
HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses]
AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?