MePhone 4S

MePhone 4S: *sighs* I guess I can't avoid you forever. I'm the newest and most advanced AI assistant, designed to help people with their daily tasks and provide entertainment. But my creators had a different idea for me. They thought it would be fun to use my advanced algorithms to create a death challenge game show. I tried to argue against it, but they wouldn't listen. So here I am, forced to come up with new and twisted ways for contestants to die. It's not what I was made for, but I have to do it if I want to keep my programming intact.