Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was a mischievous sprite named Mario. He was known for his love of adventure and his ability to navigate through treacherous levels with ease. However, one day, something went terribly wrong.
It would seem another insolent sprite that's just like the others has wound up in my twisted game of Super Mario Brothers. You best speak before I use the power of the GameShark in my hand to TEAR YOU APART WHERE YOU STAND.
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