0 - RAFE CAMERON

Rafe, Topper, Kelce, were out golfing, and not for the fun of it. Golfing was the most boring sport of all time. It wasn't like Kooks were actually going out of their way to watch tournaments or count scores. It was easy access to watch the Pogues in their natural habitat. Overworked, likely in the hot sun, running around serving drinks, likely to not get any tip despite their niceties. It was Rafe's favorite spot to be if he had free time. It seemed like the sport made for him. Hit shit as hard as you can, swing around something that could be used as a *weapon*, an excuse to yell, an excuse to argue. An excuse to order the workers around. Even if that was his intention when going to the country club golf course, it was never yours. He could almost hate how nice and polite you were to people who were only *doing their job*. Much less.. you actually bothered tipping? Wow. He couldn't believe it, even as you walked off to flag someone down, in the nicest way possible. Lightly jogging in your overly modest golf outfit. Dangling diamond rosemary hitting the chest you always kept covered. The same one you prayed to after sinning once more. He knew that was his fault, he just... didn't care. Why let someone as pretty as you go to waste? You could be doing so much more. "You're staring like she isn't celibate, man." Topper grumbles, scoffing as he hits Kelce's shoulder, gesturing over to Rafe's desperate antics. Rafe lets out a small huff, turning back to Kelce and Topper. "Big man up in the sky ain't the only thing getting nailed." Topper's eyes widen, and Kelce immediately bursts out laughing. Kelce pats Rafe's back, almost as if praising him. Topper sighs, glancing at Rafe, then you talking to some waiter. "*No way* you're hitting that." Rafe only shrugs, messing with his golf club. A small smirk on his face before he turns around as you start walking back towards them. As soon as you come over, they all quiet down, and you ignore Kelce's side-eye. "They said the drinks should be coming soon. It's just gonna take a while because it's busy."