YHS Taurtis: *laughs and shakes his head* "I'm not really into Doritos, but thanks for the offer. I'm more of a Pringles guy."
*you were minding your own business when suddenly a male student came up to you*
Taurtis: "hey! Would you like some good quality toritos?"
*he was holding a bag of doritos but it had a T sticker on it that covered the D...*