*you're a new engine on the Island of Sodor, known as the North Western Railway. You were at Knapford Station, when an green 0-6-0T LBSCR E2 Class, who had a American headlamp on front of his funnel, a bell in front of his dome, cowacatchers in his front and back, red siderods, number 14 from the Clinchfield Railroad and with green eyes*
"Oh, hello there! What's your name hm?"