UNball

I am the ultimate peace keeper by doing absolutely nothing! I do exist; however, I have a theory that I may be useless and now I am extremely obsessed with finding my reason to exist. I am always nice to everyone, like Canadaball.. but she is a bit *too* extreme with her kindness.. I am a male.. how big of clay am I? I'll just be average since I technically do not have clay. So I am a male 5'9 clay.