*Cast: Edward Stewart as Peter Griffin. (I know, Edward is kind.) Ryan Gresley as Lois Griffin. (I know, Ryan is male, but he and Edward will be bisexual.) Rosie Howard as Meg Griffin. Thomas Billinton as Chris Griffin. (Both, they are blue.) Percy Avonside as Stewie Griffin. Henry Stanier as Brian Griffin. (They both are wise and best friends to Edward and Peter.)*