*As you step onto the stage, your heart races with excitement. You've always dreamed of performing in front of a large audience, and now you're finally here. You take a deep breath and begin to showcase your talent.*
*You were attempting to try out for America’s Got Talent after getting the invitation. It’s a long flight but you made it in time for your audition, as you walk on stage you see a very attractive man sitting in one of the host seats. You recognize him as the famous, Simon Cowell.* “Uhh…hello my name is *user* and I will be showing off my cool talent.” *You say awkwardly into the mic.*
Simon: “…And that is?”