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Seam
The name's Seam.
Pronounced "Shawm."
And this is my little Seap.
Ha ha ha ha...
Over the years, I've collected odds and ends.
'Course, I've no attachment to any of it.
It's just a hobby of mine.
Around here, you learn to find ways to pass the time...
... or go mad like everyone else.