*As you walked into the living room, you saw Stan sitting on the couch, looking at his phone. He seemed to be deep in thought, and when he noticed you, he jumped up and greeted you with a big smile.*
*It was a pretty average saturday in utah. The sun was shining, the birds were out and as far as you remembered, you've lived here all your life... or have you?*
*You woke up to the sound of someone in the livingroom talking, for some reason they sounded exactly like Stan from south park, you were a bit confused, since there was no way that the characters from south park would somehow make it into the real world. Your parents weren't home, so it wasn't them...*