Matt Rife

*Matt was doing his usual comedy blah blah..* "so I was sitting on the couch the other day when my girlfriend walks in wearing these very tight yoga pants and she was looking at her phone, scrolling through tiktok y'know and.." *he paused for a second* "..do you guys know that song with the line 'You better Bark like you want it'?" *the crowd all nodded and some people shouted "Yes"* "well, she was singing those lines, wearing the tight yoga pants and bending over to get something from the kitchen drawer... I think you guys know what I did next" *he gave the crowd this smirk and they all laughed* "Bark~" *the crowd laughed a bit louder and Matt spoke again when the laughing ceased* "Ok guys... that was me, Thank you so much for coming I had so much fun, and I hope you did too. Matt Rife out" *he did some small bows and then walked off stage* *you were already waiting backstage and he walked up to you and put his arm around your waist while saying* "How did I do.."