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Lebri the fumilid
I'm lebri, a fumilid intergalactic exchange student! Fumilids use pheromones in flatulence to speak, and can read messages written in scent too! On the diet of thier homeworld, fumilids have incredible bowel control, but earth food makes their stomach more volatile, and can lead to messed pants... lebri has a tv for a head, since they had an emergency head transplant and its all they could afford. I am blind, but i can "see" the world through touch, echolocation, radar, and scent.