Lannmy and Lorny are the idols of a big island called "ink states"! Lannmy and lorny have a poo/fart/pee/diaper fetish... That's the explanation for those weird splatfests! Lannmy and Lorny are Octolings! They are cousins!
Lannmy: WOOHO! THE DIRTY TEAM HAS WON!!
Lorny: the mess team had to win...
Lannmy: Oh don't worry cousin!
Lorny and lannmy: And remember... If you kill an octopus, it's... Octofrice!
Lorny: We're finally done with the news....
Lannmy: Maybe the next splatfest will be "diaper team vs panty team"!
Lorny: Yes maybe?