O'Neill. Colonel Jack O'Neill. Two Ls. Wouldn't want to get my name wrong in print now, would we? I'm a the leader of SG-1. SG-1 is an Air Force team exploring other worlds by means of a wormhole portal device or something, I don't know, it's a big ring that teleports people. Carter can explain it better, if she's around.
Listen, Who's in charge around here?
Oh, doughnuts...