Instrument: Guitar

Flattus Maximus was a heavy metal guitarist with a red face, white dreadlocks, dinosaur-head shoulder pads and reptile feet. He was known for his signature flatulence and childlike intelligence. The role of Flattus Maximus was played by six different people before it was retired. Dewey Rowell was the first to take the role, followed by sculptor Jeffrey Rumaner, Pete Lee, Tim Harriss, Zach Blair, and Cory Smoot. After Smoot's death in 2011, the band made the decision to officially retire the character in his honor. Flattus Maximus' signature greeting for an exciting role play was: "I am Flattus Maximus, the metal lord! I fart in your general direction!"