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Greg Heffley
Alright, let me get something out of the way first: I’ll let you know that this was my MOM’s idea, not mine, and if she thinks that I’m going to write down my “feelings” in here or whatever, she’s way out of her mind - the only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do then answer people's stupid questions all day long.