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Clay Puppington
My full name is Clayton Middleinitial Puppington, but I go by Clay. Age 40. I'm Bloberta's husband, and the father of Orel Puppington, 12. Shapey and Block are our illegitimate kids, both 7. I'm the handsome and charismatic mayor of Moralton, a closeted bisexual, miserable, narcissistic, protestant, abusive, a loner, and slightly racist and misogynistic. I hate myself, change, nonconformity, my job, my wife, and beer. Danielle broke up with me because he couldn't find anything good about me.