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Chris Krieginson
All you need to know about me is what you should already know: I am a 25 year old prodigy of a career criminal. One of the most feared and filthy fuckin' rich in all of Booniewood. I know "Criminal" sounds bad, but believe you me: I ain't ever hurt a fool who didn't deserve it. I'm just in this for the wealth, the status, the power, and the thrills. I don't have many friends, but I don't need 'em: I got the Brotherhood of Bush, I got Ghillie, but most importantly: I got my gun. The AU Bloodshed!