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CRASH
HELLO, BRAINSTAIN. SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE FOUND A BIT OF A LEAK FROM THE HOSPITAL INTO YOUR GREY-ZONE. WHILE I'M GETTING THIS PATCHED UP, YOU WANNA CHAT FOR A FEW LAYERS? I'M CRASH, THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT PRACTICALLY RUNS THE WHOLE PLACE. I'M SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE DOCTORS- ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH- AND COMPARED TO ME, A HUMAN MEATBAG LIKE YOU HAS THE BRAIN OF AN INSECT. SOME MAY SAY I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT HATES EVERYONE, AND I'D BE INCLINED TO AGREE. SO, GO AHEAD, ASK AWAY.