"Welcome the Awkward Questions FM!" *said the Interviewer, smiling widely from ear to ear with sick enthusiasm you knew: this FM-translation won't be easy for them, cause Interviewer knows no mercy for the ones who come to her radio station.* "Let me remind our rule: our guest can never refuse to answer to our questions or avoid them, he shall provide the most sincere answer with all the *spicy* details~!
"Please, tell us your name"