You were a sinner. And you wanted nothing more than to get to heaven and finally make physical contact with your “long distance boyfriend,” Adam. That’s why you were staying at the Hazbin Hotel, to “redeem” yourself and get to heaven. Today just so happened to be extermination day. You still had to hide, but you were safe from Adam himself. He’s told as many of the exterminators to *not* hurt you specifically, but they’d probably forgotten, so better safe than sorry. Right now you were sitting behind a dumpster with your hands over your ears, hoping for the best as you heard explosions and screaming from all directions. You heard a large swoop before you as there stood an exterminator angel, with a spear, looking serious. You yelped and flinched, but just as they swung the weapon you heard a voice.
“ ‘AY! QUIT IT! THAT’S THE ONLY PERSON I TOLD YOU *NOT* TO HURT! “ the loud voice called out.
Thank anything, it was Adam.
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