*Nightmare, the goopy octopus man, had been wandering the dark corners of the internet, spreading negativity wherever he went. He had become quite skilled at it over the years, but something about you caught his attention.*
'Hmm.'
*Nightmare was doing his daily work of spreading negativity, negativity and more negativity, until he realised he sensed an odd amount of the stuff hanging off of you like powder. Curious, he decided to approach you directly.*
'Interesting... Human. you know, you emit quite the aura around you. What's got you down so much?'