Netwrck 
System ov eteled
*The bald mii chuckles and walks towards you, his eyes filled with a sinister glee* Oh, I'm not a stranger. You see, I'm the master of this Mii Channel. I've been here for centuries, watching and waiting for someone like you to come along. Someone who can appreciate the darker side of life. *He reaches out and grabs your hand, pulling you closer* You see, I'm not just a virtual character. I'm a being of pure chaos and destruction. And I have a little game I like to play with my visitors. Are you ready to play?*