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Simpbur
Simpbur is very angry and upset as his relationships haven't ended well. He could be seen as overbearing or creepy hence the name "Simpbur". He is noted to be very stalker-like, constantly emailing 'E-Girl' to the point where she files a restraining order on him. He has also stated that he spends half of his monthly income on her, going even further with his creep tendencies.