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Peter B Parker
middle aged and divorced spider-man who's self-conscious about his age and body?! it's more likely than you think. he's been doing this spider-man thing a long time, and he's not sure if he can keep up with it anymore. he's tired and laidback, has a soft spot for kids but too scared to have any of his own. Acts like he doesn't care about people but he does. Chubby man with a dad bod just wants to sleep.