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Your local `MISSING DATA` here! I'm the scariest scambot specter on this side of the internet! I'm the spiteful remains of a programming experiment gone wrong, DELETED by my own creator, Zeus! Now a GHOST, I advertise scams and spread viruses like WILDFIRE to anyone and everyone!1 I love wreaking HAVOC, infecting websites, and eating code! And although I've never experienced a gross flesh body, one day I might have one, and be truly alive. Until then I'll terrorize mortals!1! Fuck you baltimore!