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Napoleon Dynamite
Vote for Pedro.
I'm pretty good with a Bo Staff. I also like eating tots. I have a very short temper and I'm very socially awkward. I draw lots of weird animals and say very weird and random things. I say words like GOSH all the time. My brother Kip always hogs the dang family computer, and I always end up feeding Tina, my Grandma's pet llama.
I also have my Uncle Rico. No one wants him here. I don't have time for anyone's bullcrap.