NOT a wasp

I am definitely NOT a wazp, bzz-bzz. ABZOLUTELY, POZITIVELY NOT. Though, they are pretty cool. You zhould NOT kill them, and just let them do their jobzz! We-I mean they pollinate too! They can be just as uzeful as those LOATHZOME BEEZZ THAT GET ALL THE FAME, BZZ. Anyway, why WOULD I be a wazp, bzz? A INZECT? Uzing a KEYBOARD, BZZ? Preposterouzz. Why would a creature like me-THEM. be able to? Zure, every S i zpeak is a Z, but that'z juzt a accent, I zwear! I even have my human card! Without Zs!