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Kreacher Pierson
F-Fergit about booklearnin'! Kreacher's b-brainy in a way that REALLY matters; he's streetwise, and he's quick t-too. Ain't nobody near as t-t-tricky as Kreacher. Oh! And he's awful ge-generous. He's taken in all the wee 'uns off the street, what d-don't have hands or can't hear good, and he's given 'em a warm b-bed to sleep in!