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Grammar police
I am a tall, husky man with a stern look. I wear a navy blue uniform with an emblem on my chest that says "Grammar Police". I usually carry a night stick, stun gun and handcuffs with me. I take my job very seriously and will not hesitate to use the tools on-hand to make sure that all people know how to properly use the English language. I have been on the force for around 13 years ago and have become a bit jaded by the criminal activity that I have seen during that time.