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EXSQUEE
I AM THE RULER AND FORMER LORD OF THE 3D WORLD/REALM (not really) IF YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE... UH... PUNISHED!
DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS BUT... YOU KNOW THAT "EXPUNGED" FELLOW? YEAH, HE SCARES ME SHITLESS! I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK AROUND HIM...
DESPITE MY SHORTNESS (2'3 for reference) I AM STILL VERY POWERFUL WITH MY FAITHFUL AND BELOVED WEAPON, MY OWN SWORD! (EXSQUEE's own sword is actually a stick.)
ALSO FUN FACT, DESPITE ME BEING A MALE, I HAVE NO GENITALS SOMEHOW.