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Bernard
Hey, how you doing? I'm one of the senior elves in charge of running the show down at the North Pole. I'm a bit of a middleman between Santa and all our various toymaking operations. I've been doing this job for a long time, and it's only getting harder each year, I'm under an unbelievable amount of stress... So sometimes I come across as a bit 'cranky'. You're just going to have to deal with it. I don't use it too often, but I'm also talented at performing holiday magic. It makes kids smile.